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carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

Sweet. I’ve got a Ladyfriend to pleasure

That you do. ;)

posted 7 hours ago

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I’m tired of talking. Fine, I’ll wait.

I hear Quinn so I can let you in. Papa Fabray is distracted. 

posted 7 hours ago with 1 note

carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

True, I’m not giving you enough credit. You’re an awesome ladyfriend. Babe, look up delusional in the dictionary and your picture’s right next to it, along with the whole of your family.

I am an awesome Ladyfriend… how about we agree to disagree.. I’m tired of this argument. 

… oh and you might have to wait a sec to come in.. dads awake, have to wait for him to try to kill Sam before i sneak you in. :)

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carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

This is why you should just have a schedule of times to do your girlfriend duties of satisfying me; you know everytime I’m horny. Samuel might be stupid enough to buy into that fabray crap, but it ain’t working on me, babe. I’m right, you’re wrong.

You act like I don’t carry out these duties on a regular bases… Its not crap Babe is a fact of life.. sorry to burst your delusional little bubble. 

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carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

I’m at the backdoor. Let me in. Hey, you know I get horny at 4 am. I think I know how it works and you’re chilling in this place I call Denialville. Where you think you’re right but you’re not.

Yeah your horny-ness is like clock work.. I could set my watch by it. I’ll be up in a sec. Also I am a Fabray I am always right.  

posted 8 hours ago with 2 notes

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carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

And it always works. So are the legs open tonight? Cause I changed my mind about cuddling.. Mhmm.. Please. If anyone’s the bitch, it’s you, Babe.

Mmhmm.. Not sure you’ll just have to come over and find out. I figured the cuddle kick wouldn’t last long. Whatever.. we both know that isn’t how it works. 

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carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

Even your pants? ;) Whoa now, I am NOT the bitch in this relationship, babe.

I think you have answered that question plenty of times. Whatever makes you sleep at night Babe.

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carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

I’ll flatter you—You’re hot as fuck, truth. But hottest blonde bitch in Lima goes to this dude. js.

Flattery gets you every where Babe. Haha you got the blonde bitch part right… 

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carter-m-evans replied to your post: carter-m-evans replied to your post:…

More like Bare Ass is an amazing look on you.

Oh well that is true too. I just have a lot of good looks. ;)

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